Yet Another Laugh
A store that sells husbands has just opened in
, New York City
where a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
Welcome to the Husband Store!!
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
attributes of the men increase as the Shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor,
or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband...
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord.
Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids.
Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor
and sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good
looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous,
help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6: You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building,
and have a nice day! LOL!
If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence... you can rest assured
the water bill is higher there.....