Bookee's Thots

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: Welcome to the Husband Store!! You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the Shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord. Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids. Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking ...

A friend forwarded this to me…It’s very funny, that’s why I’m sharing it here. Is this how it should be??? In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: Simple Duties 1. You make the bed (+1) 2. You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) 3. You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) 4. You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5) 5. You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) 6. You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) 7. You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) 8. You pummel it with iron rod (+10) 9. It's her pet (-50) Social Engagements 1. You stay by her side the entire party (0) 2. You stay by her side ...

Ideas to Bring out the Romantic in You Want to make your love life more romantic? Even the most ardent lover can use romantic inspiration. Whether you're about to go on your honeymoon, a romantic getaway, or spending time alone together at home, adding a romantic touch will help to put both of you in a vacation mood. Try some of these 40 romantic ideas and ignite your next vacation: 1. Get away from it all 2. Celebrate an anniversary — any anniversary — with an anniversary trip 3. Expect the best — but get it for less 4. Order breakfast from room service — and don't leave the room all day (for honeymooners) 5. Stock your own surprise in the minibar 6. "Hello, room service? Send up a bottle of your best Champagne , two flutes, and a strawberry delicacy" 7. Schedule a romantic dinner 8. Tell her how beautiful she is or how handsome he looks 9. Turn off the TV in your room; better yet, don't turn it on at all 10. Make a big de...

When Unclothed Is Unfitting >>Thoughts on Selling with Sex By John Piper Jonathan Edwards once said that godly people can, as it were, smell the depravity of an act before they can explain why it is evil. There is a spiritual sense that something is amiss. It does not fit in a world permeated with God. Ephesians 5:3 says that some things “are not fitting” among saints.” “Fitting-ness” is not always easy to justify with arguments. You discern it before you can defend it. That’s good, because we have to make hundreds of choices every day with no time for extended reflection. But from time to time we need to pause and give rational, biblical expression why something is not fitting. Some years ago I came to that point when, week after week, a local newspaper put scantily clad women on the second page of Section A in order to sell underclothes. I wrote a letter to the paper with nine reasons why they should stop using this kind of advertising. Perhaps my reflection...

It's wedding galore! Wedding just dey smell now ooo. In the coming months, I'm going to be really busy attending weddings, organising weddings (lol...I'm not a pastor ooo. But, I'm a friend's chief brides maid and her wedding is coming up soon), travelling for weddings and more. Hmm. Starting from August I'll be so busy with aso ebi and all. Can you imagine? Anyway, it's all for the best. Good news in my family. My doctor cousin, Jamiu Hassan Oyelohunnu and her long time doctor fiancee are saying yes, they do on August 16th. Congratulations to Temitayo Ponmile and Daniel Peter...wedding's coming up in September (date and time to be communicated soon. Tayo must not see this ooo, I'm letting the cat out of the bag) anyways congrats all the same. Toyin Lawal too is tying the knot in September too. !3th, September to be precise. I'm so happy for you Toyin. Your's is the case of the vision...It's yet for an appointed time, though it tarries, w...

A couple of weeks ago one of my friends sent me (and a few others) a mail on how reckless women can be when they drive. The title of the mail is 'Stunts only a woman can do' . The mail, to me, was just hilarious, seeing that we women (or female gender) are such a wonderful beings - in the sense that we could be extremists in whatever we do. In short, we are just wonderfully made, I must say, especially when we take charge. Ok. Then came the responses to the mail. The one that really brought controversy was from a very dear friend - Biodun - whom I'd never believe he could have that kind of ideology. He wrote and I quote: " we will love them more in the kitchen" . Hmm. Can you imagine? Biodun only saw us as a kitchen material. But trust us. We attacked him back. See some of our responses below. Ajayi Bukola: Hello...I hope you're not one of those who see women as a mere kitchen material!!! Please, change that mentality of yours...Women are humans, we have...

Are you used to doing everything for yourself, without a man's help? Are you feeling tired and ready for a man to do his part, without you always having to ask or be the one to try and make things work? If so, then you're also probably finding it more than a little hard to let a man in and trust him again. After having more than one relationship with a man end badly.. You might worry that even if your boyfriend or husband is saying he loves you... He might secretly be feeling differently about you and your relationship, and not be telling you everything. Scary and confusing, I know. You might be asking yourself if ALL men have a hard time staying in relationships , no matter how good things are. Or worse. You might even be worried that all men cheat. I want to set the record straight - Most men can and do want relationships to work, and to last (when they feel uplifted and inspired by their woman in their relationship). And, to the other question of cheatin...